1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,240 Burke, Burke, Burke, come here. Check this out. Check this out. 2 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:09,420 It's a spider. 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,560 No, no. 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,340 No, it's a mind -boggling achievement of engineering. 5 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:18,440 Did you know that the underbeam structure of the Cranberry Building in 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:23,320 Cincinnati is based directly upon God's own design of the common spider? 7 00:00:54,920 --> 00:01:00,560 There I am, hovering over the body, sweat burning in my eye. 8 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,959 But I know the patient's life depends upon my steady hand. 9 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:10,700 So I grab the tweezers, stick it into his chest cavity, and ever so gingerly 10 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,840 pull out his funny bone. 11 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,080 Big red nose never went off. 12 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,620 You knew you were going to be a doctor because you were good at fling 13 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,740 Ever since I was six and a half. 14 00:01:26,479 --> 00:01:30,240 Liar! It must be so great having always known what you were going to be. 15 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Yeah. 16 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,840 It's always given me peace. 17 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,280 Liar! 18 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:38,820 Excuse me. My friend needs medical attention. 19 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:44,880 Something in your throat. I'm sorry, sir, but I'm going to have to give you a 20 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,080 ticket. Do you know how fast you were lying back there? 21 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,400 What? You didn't know you wanted to be a doctor until three months ago. 22 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:54,650 Well, if I hadn't lied in the first place, I never would have ended up in 23 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:59,070 school. So my stupid chemical company decides to have a stupid booth at this 24 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:00,450 stupid Earth Day fair. 25 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,470 And guess who's stupid enough to run it? 26 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:09,250 It does bring out the amino acids in your eyes. 27 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:12,050 What do you think? 28 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:24,050 future and the dork. 29 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:28,490 What's with the outfit? His dad's in town. Great! I haven't seen him since 30 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:29,910 graduation. Not great. 31 00:02:30,570 --> 00:02:35,190 Bird, stop playing dressed up and tell your dad that you dropped out of law 32 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:37,090 school two years ago. 33 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:40,050 What? He still thinks you're in law school? 34 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,690 Well, your dad still thinks you're a virgin. 35 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:54,910 No, no, we don't tell the truth in my family. My dad's a lawyer. 36 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:57,750 That's healthy. 37 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:01,690 We don't fight, we don't share, and no shoes in the living room. 38 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,270 Berg, you owe him the truth. 39 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,530 It's not like I'm taking his money. I'm here on scholarship. 40 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:08,370 Eventually, you've got to find out. 41 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:12,410 I'm just trying to buy some time. I am this close to figuring out what I want 42 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:13,168 do with my life. 43 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:14,170 What happened to philosophy? 44 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:15,970 Philosophy was this close. 45 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:20,650 It's mentally challenging, but it's just not serving up the babes. 46 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:25,960 Go to business school. Become an executive. You'll have all the women you 47 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,860 Like, I'm going to wear one of these every day. 48 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:33,260 Okay, so basically you're looking for a career where you can wear pajamas and 49 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:33,978 gawker chicks. 50 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,980 Dang it, sister. 51 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:41,560 But for the time being, as far as my dad's concerned, I'm just a mild 52 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,280 law student for a great metropolitan law school. 53 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:51,380 Either I'm not Superman or she's wearing lead panties. 54 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:58,130 Now, remember, Mr. Bauer, I'm a law student. 55 00:03:58,690 --> 00:03:59,690 No, you're not. 56 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:00,970 You're a philosophy major. 57 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:05,230 But for today, Mr. Bauer, just Sam in law school, okay? 58 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,930 I wish I could, but I can't. 59 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,650 And why not? 60 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:15,690 Today is my son's birthday, and I missed his party. I was busy in court, at 61 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:19,290 least. That's what I told the little guy. So my son made a wish. 62 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:22,190 For 24 hours, I cannot tell a lie. 63 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:26,390 This can't be good for me. Welcome to my world. 64 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:33,290 My God, he's actually clearing the dishes off the table. 65 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:36,690 All right. What have you done with my son? 66 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,070 Dad. 67 00:04:39,090 --> 00:04:41,110 Mike. Mr. Bergen. 68 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:42,690 Pete. Hey. 69 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:46,410 When are you going to start designing that beach house for me? As soon as I 70 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:47,009 your deposit. 71 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:50,190 Well, you just have your hot shot lawyer here. Send over the contracts. 72 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:52,350 Dad. You remember Bill. 73 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,700 Bill, sure. 74 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:56,640 My son doing a good job? Oh, yeah. 75 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,120 When I can pull him away from the law books. 76 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:03,740 Bill, he did promise to work late Friday and Saturday nights to make up for it. 77 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,080 Right, Berg? 78 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:09,220 Sure. Because I would never take advantage of you. 79 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:11,780 Excuse me, Mr. Bergen. 80 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,960 What's his name again? 81 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,040 Mr. Bauer. Right. Mr. Bauer. 82 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,440 What's going on? 83 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,820 My shorts are bunching up on me. 84 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,740 Helen? Are you all right? 85 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,360 Not even remotely. 86 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:41,220 Dad, 87 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:46,100 why don't you grab a seat out here? I'll be there in a sec. Good. We'll have a 88 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:46,979 cigar and talk. 89 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:47,980 Yeah. 90 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,560 He wants to have a talk, Pete. 91 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,460 You gotta come with me. 92 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,920 Look, this is between you and your dad, all right? I'm not getting in the middle 93 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,200 of it. Okay, fine. 94 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,200 But if he starts asking about the law, just run interference. 95 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,680 I'm not good at this. 96 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,900 Here you go, boys. 97 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,060 Cubans. 98 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,660 Aren't these against the law? 99 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,380 Easy there, easy there. 100 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:18,340 So, Dad. 101 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,720 You're in town. 102 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:25,780 Yep, I'm in town for business. Important business. I'm here to talk to you about 103 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:26,679 becoming a lawyer. 104 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,280 I love football. 105 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:31,990 Steve Young's a lawyer. 106 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,510 Yeah, 49ers quarterback. 107 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:39,130 I bet he's happy when the defense rests. 108 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:46,250 So, Mike, how are you finding second year? 109 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:49,090 Oh, I am loving it. Studying constantly. 110 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:53,930 That's funny. You know, as a kid, you never stuck with anything. One week it 111 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:57,230 rugby, next week astronomy, and then there was music. 112 00:06:57,830 --> 00:07:00,150 Daddy, I'm going to be the next Roy Clark. 113 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,500 I don't have to tell you that banjo's still sitting in the garage. 114 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:08,960 Banjo? 115 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:15,060 Hey, why don't you tell him that really interesting Steve Young story again? 116 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:18,620 Now he's graduating law school. 117 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,680 Due in no small part to you, Mr. Dunville. 118 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:26,280 What? Well, you had an important influence on him. Kept his head in the 119 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,370 Without you, he probably would have... Quit law school. 120 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:30,670 Oh, sir. 121 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,090 You're giving me way too much credit. 122 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:37,870 Nice. And I want to give you something to just kind of help you along while 123 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:40,310 you're designing that beach out. Oh, no, really. 124 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:47,670 Take my pen. Get around, boys. Big 125 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:52,250 meeting. But we've got dinner at eight tonight, okay? And Pete, thanks again. 126 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,740 You say you're not good at this. 127 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,400 All right, you know what? That's it. All done. 128 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,600 I'm out. 129 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,080 You know what? 130 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,480 You're nothing like your dad. 131 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,360 I don't even know where you came from. 132 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:09,980 And don't say Albany. 133 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:16,220 The thing is, I aspire to someday be the kind of man your father is. A man with 134 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:17,740 purpose and direction. 135 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,460 A man with dignity. 136 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,020 Go work the fair. 137 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,720 Think about what I said. 138 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,620 how stupid I look in this hat. 139 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,480 You're against chemicals, huh? 140 00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,500 Hey, you, Mr. 141 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:46,740 Rogaine, where do you think your new hair came from? 142 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,060 I saw a group of people down that way. 143 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:05,540 They were eating veal. 144 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:10,180 Thank you. 145 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,480 Nice hat. 146 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,600 Phi Beta Kappa. 147 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,180 Soma Cum Laude. How are you? 148 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:16,820 Do you want a slice? 149 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,420 I don't even mention food. 150 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640 I've had like 80 things. 151 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:20,739 Oh, what's that? 152 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:24,300 Oh, they're great. It's a synthetic candy bar. They taste exactly like 153 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,800 chocolate, only no fat, no sodium, no calories. These are going to be the next 154 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,419 big thing. 155 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:30,720 Ooh. Forever approved by the FDA. 156 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:40,780 lovers again oh no they're carrying eggs got high cholesterol 157 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:06,740 You want pepperoni? 158 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,720 You can't move your head, miss. 159 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,680 Mr. Bergen? 160 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,860 Mike's not with you, is he? No, no, he's at work. 161 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,480 What are you doing here? What happened to your big meeting? 162 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,780 This is my big meeting. What are you talking about? 163 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:21,560 I resigned from the firm. 164 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,840 I'm starting over. 165 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:27,800 You had this brilliant career and you gave it up to become a caricaturist? 166 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,840 We prefer sketch artists. 167 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:33,300 And I've been lying to my son about this. 168 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,160 Please promise me you'll... 169 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,360 You won't tell him. 170 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,580 Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in. 171 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:49,960 Mr. Bergen, you're a Harvard lawyer. Why are you working the fair market? 172 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200 Sit down. 173 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:52,460 What's your favorite sport? 174 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,840 Basketball. Play tennis? 175 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:54,779 Not really. 176 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,780 How about badminton? 177 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,020 Oh, Mr. Bergen, don't draw me. 178 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,500 Oh, man. 179 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,240 Oh, I get it. 180 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:11,380 Because you're actually here gathering evidence for a case. 181 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,680 Tell me you're gathering evidence for a case. 182 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,800 I left the law to pursue my passion for art. 183 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,500 Art? 184 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,400 Big heads on little bodies is not art. 185 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:29,580 Well, I'm having the time of my life. Then why haven't you told Berg? Come on. 186 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:33,580 You know that Mike has dreamt of following in my footsteps. 187 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,040 And... You gotta help me hide the truth from him. 188 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,660 Oh, no. No, just until he graduates. 189 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,760 No, no. Mr. Bergen, I'm not good at this. Now, there you go. 190 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,760 My ears are not that big. 191 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:09,940 Perfect about it. 192 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,100 Dunhill is going to save the day. Oh, me. 193 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:18,700 No. I invite Mr. Bergen over to the apartment. 194 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:22,420 I tell them that they both have something they need to say to each 195 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,120 Dad, I'm not in law school. Mike, I play with crayons in the park. 196 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,100 Everyone hugs. 197 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,960 It'll be a real Oprah moment. 198 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,820 Obviously, they need to talk. 199 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:45,220 I mean, that's what we do in my family. We get it out. We talk. It's healthy. 200 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,620 But Pete, just because it works for your family doesn't mean it works for 201 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,620 everyone. 202 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:50,900 It's like this stuff. 203 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,460 You pour it down your sink, it unclogs the drain. 204 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,540 You pour it in a pond, you've got fish with feet. 205 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,220 Look, I gotta do something. 206 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,740 Yeah, you do. Stay out of it. 207 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,440 You know what, Sharon? You don't know what you're talking about. 208 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,860 Why didn't you tell me to duck? 209 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,920 Hey, I don't know what I'm talking about. 210 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:24,920 And that would be your dad. 211 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,660 What? 212 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,580 How do you know? Because I told him to stop by here before dinner. 213 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,640 I don't know what you're up to, Pete, but one word out of you and I'm showing 214 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,400 Mr. Bauer Silence of the Lambs and inviting him over to dinner. 215 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:42,460 Look, he has something to tell you. Just... Trust me. 216 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,260 What if... Let him tell you. 217 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,520 I think he'll paint a better picture. 218 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,440 Come on in for a minute. 219 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,680 Mike. 220 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:55,820 Dad. 221 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:57,980 Have a seat. 222 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,340 We've got an 8 o 'clock reservation. 223 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,520 Yeah, we don't want to lose that table. No, no, this won't take long. 224 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:08,780 Okay, now, um... You both have something that you need to say to one another. 225 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,700 the time to say it. 226 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,760 It's okay. 227 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,060 Talk. 228 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,240 I'll be in my room where I can't hear a thing. 229 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,460 So, how was your meeting? 230 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,840 Oh, fine. 231 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,999 How was class? 232 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,120 Good. Good, good. 233 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,820 So you had something you wanted to tell me? 234 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:49,040 Okay. Well, uh, that's really no big deal, but, uh... 235 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:56,040 I guess I'm sorry I never followed through with those 236 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,080 banjo lessons. 237 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:04,240 Well, I think what I have to tell you will put all that in perspective. 238 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:10,740 About six months ago, I was driving home after a hellish day in court, 239 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,800 and as I was... 240 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:18,770 Pulling into the garage... I ran over your banjo. 241 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,070 Well, 242 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,030 I'm glad we had this talk. Let's eat. 243 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,670 No, no, no, no, no, no! 244 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:30,590 What's wrong with you people? 245 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:32,870 What, you were eavesdropping? 246 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:34,070 It's those big ears. 247 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,290 They're not big! 248 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:42,130 He hasn't been in law school for over two years. What? Yeah, and he quit the 249 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:42,839 to draw... 250 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,460 Caricatures in the park. What? 251 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,760 There. Now, don't you feel better? 252 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,140 I know I do. 253 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,040 I can't believe you left the firm. 254 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,720 Where am I supposed to work when I graduate law school? 255 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,840 You're not in law school. 256 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,180 You didn't know that. You. 257 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:01,980 You. 258 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,040 Caricaturist. 259 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,440 I am a sketch artist. 260 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,740 I thought you were a lawyer. Well, I thought you were a law student. What 261 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:12,180 you been doing the last two years? I've been a philosophy major. 262 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,880 Oh, that's useful. 263 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:18,300 That's exactly why I didn't tell you. I didn't want to disappoint my father, the 264 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,180 world -renowned Getsch artist. 265 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,340 But Pete, it's working. It's working. This is communicating. 266 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,040 No, it's not. It's fighting. 267 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,800 I'm disappointed in you, Pete. 268 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,580 What? What did I do? I told you to lie. 269 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880 Can't I trust you? 270 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,900 the matter with you? 271 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:43,120 I told you I wasn't good at this. 272 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:44,940 Keep it down. 273 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,660 Keep it down. We're hardly yelling. 274 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960 No, me. 275 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,080 I can't keep it down. 276 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,400 Shannon, you okay? 277 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,620 You guys, get me to a doctor. Where's your car? 278 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,780 Why does he get the stereo? 279 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:48,240 I know this seems strange, but you spend 30 years arguing in court, and every 280 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,340 day clients are staring at you, their lives in your hands, and you start 281 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,340 doodling. 282 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,200 Why didn't you tell me? 283 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:02,100 Well, I thought it would throw you. I thought you wanted to be a lawyer. No, 284 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,220 Dad. 285 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960 You wanted me to be a lawyer. 286 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,200 I was the only kid in fourth grade with a 12 Angry Men lunchbox. 287 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,110 wanted was for you to be happy. 288 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,650 So you're not totally disappointed? 289 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:23,650 Look, I mean, if you don't want to practice law, it's fine with me. 290 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,490 But you got to do something. 291 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:30,350 And my God, son, you're capable of doing anything. 292 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,050 Well, you know, just stop screwing around. 293 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,090 Meanwhile, how does mom feel about all this? Well, your mother's a trooper. You 294 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,970 haven't told her. Do you tell her about law school? 295 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,300 What are you, crazy? No reason to upset her. Deal. 296 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:50,120 You know, I'm, uh... I'm gonna go over to trauma, see if I can find anybody who 297 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,180 plays Batman or tennis. 298 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:52,980 Go get them. 299 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,720 Okay, 300 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,640 Sharon, what did you eat? 301 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,120 A whole bunch of synthetic candy bars. 302 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,540 Doctors, what is the course of treatment? 303 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:04,980 Humber Sonic. 304 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,200 Right. 305 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,030 You okay? 306 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:16,630 What do I do, Pete? 307 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:20,150 Now that I'm not being a lawyer, what comes next? 308 00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:21,770 You. 309 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:25,130 What about me? What does this mean? After 30 years of being an architect, 310 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,490 going to melt down and become a juggler? 311 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,210 No. 312 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:32,290 I see you guessing people's ways. 313 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:36,610 Okay, now the nasogastric tube is in place. 314 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:40,330 We hit the switch and let her in. 315 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,480 I'll be right here. 316 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:47,740 Outstanding. 317 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:52,680 So tell me, doctor, if Miss Carter here were to continue her current diet, what 318 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,700 type of ulcerous bacteria would she develop? 319 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,040 Anyone? 320 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,800 Helicopacter pylori, probably in the duodenum. 321 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,940 Boston Journal of Medicine crossword puzzle. 322 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,140 Four down. 323 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,800 That's very good, doctor. 324 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,820 Bergen. Dr. Bergen. Very good. 325 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,640 Please follow me to ICU. 326 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,580 Look, Pete. 327 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,720 Pretty girl. 328 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Pajamas. 329 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,020 So what is the prognosis for this patient? 330 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,390 Auricular diminution. 331 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,210 Most commonly known as? 332 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,770 Ear reduction.